Meet June – The Affiliate Dog, She’s CHALLENGING You…(Seriously)…

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June demanded to speak and not have me filter – so here it is.

Note: Anything said now does not reflect the attitude of Lurn or anyone related to Lurn. This is a challenge from a dog…and a serious one too.

Well, everyone, let’s meet June (our office dog)…

- Anik Singal

Well, hi there. My name is June. Yes, I’m a dog. Woof.

Anik asked me to tone it down, but what does he really know?

I come to the office every day, I bark, I run around and they feed me food that makes me sick. But, you know what makes me sicker? Watching all this great training go to waste.

With every nose poke into different offices, I’ve been able to lUrn how to make money online…

BUT – like many, I don’t take any action. Or I should say, I “didn’t” take action – ‘til today.

When I heard about IncomeKickStart.com, I immediately wanted to jump on board. But, of course, I’m a dog – who takes me seriously, right?

Well…after a few sessions of “marking my territory” in Anik’s office – I was able to get him to take me seriously. Here I am now.

I’m officially announcing that I will be starting my own affiliate website. But, here’s why you should care…

I CHALLENGE You To a Duel…

Seriously. I’m a DOG and I’m about to start my own site. I’ll even show you EVERYTHING I do, I have nothing to hide.

I WANT you to come compete with me. Bring it on. In reality, the more we compete, the more successful each of us will be!

I Too Was Once Broke & Homeless…

It seems every big marketer (like Anik) has some big story about how they were once broke. Well, Anik…how would you like to live in a CAGE – that was me.

Now, I’m obliged to come to work everyday, sit around and act like I enjoy being pet. Please. I’m bored.

Time for me to break out of this joint and live my life (I dream of spending the rest of my life in Baconville).

Following Anik’s Income Kick Start Formula…


Yes, that’s right. I’m going to follow Anik’s program to the “T.” I’m not going to re-invent anything. Anik says…jump, I’ll jump.

He promised me that he’s going to make it easy on me, so let’s see!

Now, as I go through the process, I’m going to show all the IncomeKickStart.com students exactly what I’m doing. Yea, that’s how much faith I have in my ability to kick everyone’s butt!

Here’s what you’ll see…

  • My domain and site
  • My traffic stats
  • Where I’m getting my traffic (in DETAIL)
  • How much I’m making…
  • Everything else…

Yes, I’m Starting From Scratch…

Brand new domain. Brand new website.

All I have is the SAME course that you have access to. I even chose one of the niches that you get access to – so really, there’s no reason you can’t compete.

Every day, you’ll get a chance to see my results, what I did, etc…

Are You Going To Lose To a DOG?

Tsk…Tsk…Tsk…they say I’m just a dog. Are you really NOT going to take my challenge?
If you accept the challenge, the FIRST step is to go watch Anik’s new IncomeKickStart.com video.

Sometimes he blabs too much, but even “I” have to admit that there’s “some” golden nuggets in it.

Hey, “I” watched it…so you need to also.

That’s Step #1 to starting this challenge.

Step #2 – Join IncomeKickStart.com.

The minute you join IncomeKickStart… you will officially be challenged by me.

B.R.I.N.G … I.T … O.N.


Alright, for now, that’s it. I’ll come back soon to prove to you that dogs are better. See ya.

O…yea…Woof.

By the way…I’ve taken over Anik’s office and locked HIM in the cage. This is my place now. Let’s make it happen.

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113 Responses to “Meet June – The Affiliate Dog, She’s CHALLENGING You…(Seriously)…”

  1. Jimmy Says:

    If SHE can do it, I can do it!

  2. Grace Bridges Says:

    I’m in. But I’m highly suspicious of June. She’s just a little to “cute”! :)

  3. Liz Says:

    Cute :)

  4. Bradley Says:

    If June gets rich before me, I’m going to kill myself!!!

  5. Peggy Says:

    Well you guys have out done your selves this time. The one thing I have always enjoyed about Anik and Company is they appear to be real people. That is really important to us struggling Newbies. This is the most innovated piece of marketing I have seen in quiet some time. I know this will capture the hearts of many as it did mine. Smart business also I might add since pet owners are nutso over there pets and it is a very lucrative niche. You guys are the greatest. I watched the video and it is great…..just a little out of my reach right now. Success to all.

    Regards,

    Peggy

  6. Jin Hean Says:

    lol cute, new marketing technique and maybe i will consider.

  7. George Says:

    You have a sexy cute dogy.
    I just wonder how much can I make from your program. Cheeeeers

  8. Dave Says:

    Good Luck may the best man win

  9. Sherry Says:

    LOL! Great challenge June, bring it on girl. I do hope you are giving Anik plenty of walks, snacks and play time. The more time you spend playing with him, the better the chances for the rest of us.

  10. Brad Waller Says:

    On the Internet, nobody knows you’re a dog. (http://www.newyorkerstore.com/Dogs/On-the-Internet-nobody-knows-youre-a-dog/invt/106197)

  11. patricia Says:

    Hey June, and Anik,
    Loved the video-very exciting.Fabulous price too-really.Wish I could go for it this time but just not possible-bad timing!
    Please include me in your next batch of students!

    Patricia.

  12. Susan Says:

    Absolutely hilarious!

  13. Alexander Marlin Says:

    No dog is gonna beat me to that bone… bring on the challenge

  14. Andrew Says:

    What…the….hey????

    Surreal post…

  15. Viola Says:

    I guess June is able to sniff out a good deal from a mile :)

  16. jake Says:

    June – are the niches the same as I receive from ppc classroom niche detective ? And with So many people receiving the same niches – will that be to much of people seeing the same niche? June — help me out I want to beat you fair and square -

  17. David Says:

    i like the poses of the dog.

  18. Maria Says:

    Funny. Thank you . Good point.

  19. michael Says:

    Really cute. You made me laugh & that’s not easy. Very original. My hat’s off to you.

  20. Charlie Says:

    Hi Anik,

    your IncomeKickstart Video I have downloaded, but I’m not quiet throug that all yet. You know I’m only a bad english speaking german.

    By the way: June looks very nice. Can I have an autograph please?

    See you Anik

  21. JP Says:

    June – why IncomeKick start – I have tried and bought so many other course and followed other Guru’s – Why is this and Anik any different – I am an unemployeed father of 9 – Could this be the one that launches my business and buys my freedom ?

    JP

  22. nindiar0812 Says:

    I’m afraid, June has so much opportunity to cheat … Cause she stands very near to Anik.

  23. Iris Says:

    June -
    Several of my own dogs have already shown me that they are smarter than I am. But, I am willling to see if I can rise to the occasion this time. Have been to obedience school now five times over many years (with my multiple dog household).

    Ever hopeful of mastering something…I remain your faithful competitor…

  24. Celeste Says:

    This is the best pre-sales letter I’ve seen!

  25. Lamatha Says:

    June I have joined the team today…and do except your challenge…I will be watching you very carefully from now on.

  26. Steve Says:

    I can’t wait to get started and if the little puppy can make it we all can….

  27. Layla Says:

    “If June gets rich before me, I’m going to kill myself!!!”

    Second that, lol.

    Cute doggie

    Wow, this is getting pathetic!

    Nice post Anik

  28. SDC Says:

    Hi,

    Great idea! June needs to start a blog!

    SDC

  29. Thomas Says:

    Dogs are good.

    Sincerely, Thomas

  30. Ellen Says:

    Hi, I started last week, expecting to get up and running in the 1 to 3 hours that Anik talked about during the first video. I ran into difficulty, though. Partly because I’m still learning to use Microsoft (for example, how to set up the .EXE file to install the software that will add my affiliate links to the newletters, etc.) and the other I’m struggling with “the next step” even though it seems to be clearly spelled out in the READ_ME.txt.
    Took a look at scriptlance.com, but not clear where to go to on that site to get the help I need. I feel very foolish…what seems so basic I’m having difficulty.

  31. Dima Says:

    Haha, love it!

    Getting challenged by a dog is motivating indeed.

    I ain’t buying the product cos frankly I’m doing great as it is.

    But I know from previous experiences with Anik’s information that anyone struggling to start making some serious money online should race off to get their “paws” on what Anik is offering.

    Dima

  32. ingrid Says:

    Hey Anik,you’re the best.Check out my website http://dancinghomeschool.com with my Ballerina Kitten.She’s a Dollface Ragdoll Kitten and is a natural ballarina.I made her ballet Tutu and tiara and she’s on my website.I started this whole thing because of you. I am about to make ALOT OF MONEY because of YOU !

  33. Jose Says:

    I am so ON.

  34. Lin Says:

    That’s cute and very creative! I feel very confident that joining IncomeKickStart will result in realizing a profit by year end! Thank you for sharing your expertise and offering a package deal at a great price point. I’m sharing the good news with my colleagues and plan on taking the challenge soon!

  35. Jack Says:

    There is no point if you don’t do anything but want to make money with your web site.

    Dog photos are nice and attractive.

  36. Ray Says:

    Hi June

    I’m a 7 year old red & white Border Collie with an owner who is struggling to make it online. So I convinced him to join IncomeKickStart.com 2 days ago!

    Now that you’re part of the team, I WANNA MEET YOU!

    Woofy woof!

    Charlie :-)

  37. Debbie Says:

    Love this! Just want to know if Anik will take dog bisquits as payment from me, too! I’d love to challenge you, June. Talk to him for me please!

  38. DogsControlTheBanks Says:

    oh Common, The dog has a wealthy owner and she recieved free training! Not fair!

  39. Dex Says:

    This concept is an excellent motivator, and extremely funny. If a dog can do it, anyone can do it. Great Job!

  40. Russell Says:

    All right June your on!

    But here’s the deal becuase your a dog and I human
    (no disrespect) I do 4 niches to your 1 but you can use only 1 assistant from the office! My 4 niches will be Fat Loss,Quit Smoking, Cat Info and a Dog site.

    Deal or No Deal?

    Russell
    Australia

  41. Jerry Says:

    I already have my new domain. June doesn’t have a chance . . .

  42. Frank Says:

    I don’t get it! How is a dog going to build a web site?

  43. John Says:

    I have already grabed the bone and have already joined. I will be watching for June’s dog tricks.

    Challenge Accepted

  44. Lana Hall Says:

    June !

    Thanks for your encouragement.

    You are Beautiful, Talented and Intelligent in recognizing this opportunity and ” Jumping’ ” for it.

    I shall talk more to my three 400 pound each male Llamas and learn what they think of this challenge. The alpha male Elvis’ initial reply was “hummm”. ….After all,you cannot expect Llamas to say ” woof ” !

    Keep us posted, June.

  45. Edward Says:

    Clever doggy trick. Great response!

    Woofy woof ,lol

  46. Wayne Says:

    Hey June,

    looks like i’m gonna find out if I can beat out a dog at affiliate marketing!

  47. Ralph (greendog2009) Says:

    Interesting tack, especially for the old greendog…haven’t watched the video yet but will in alittle while, however reading some of the responses I get the idea that I must come off some cash….I have none so that is not an option…but I just bought some new hosting and domain so after I watch the video I’ll have a better idea if this is something I can get involved in…

    Woof yourself and the best to everyone…

  48. Sam Says:

    That’s a tempting challenge! Honestly, a dog? I’m amazed. And I thought Baxter the spanish talking cheese eating dog from Anchorman was amazing!

    Bring it on June!

  49. Rich Sears Says:

    I joined Income Kick Start program on 2/1 and already have the first site up and loaded the year of content into the responder. And guess what my first niche is …. hint… goes great with this blog post :) Click my name above , check it out , I got the template and content ( which I loaded in Aweber )from the Income Kick Start program.
    Yeah , I edited a few things to make it more ‘me’ but I would not be this far along without the help from Anik Singal , Income Kick Start , and the Lurn inc . team.

    Rich Sears

  50. Eric Says:

    Arf arf gerrrrr. Arf arf….arf arf arf? Arf Gerrrrr!

  51. Keith Says:

    Personally I think that using the puppy is way over the edge

    BS. Yet the majority of the responses seem to think the

    puppy usage is a great sales pitch from a number of

    different angles. This just means that I have to expand my

    ideas about what will work for marketing. I have a very

    beautiful wolf who takes good pictures. Guess she is fair

    game for promotion campaigns.

  52. Russ Says:

    Anik. When are out of the Cage. I really like how you made this one. Keep on going.

  53. ajumain Says:

    This concept motivator excellent, and very funny. If a dog can do it, anyone can do it and supported by major funding?

  54. DC Says:

    I want to see video of June building backlinks, narrating video and talking to her CPA network rep before I’ll believe this is a fair fight :D

  55. Shiva Says:

    Great marketing Anik, wow! Tell me is it for the global audience or only for americans? I live in India and want to try. Please make me clear asap, so that I could decide soon.

    Thanks in advance and best of luck.

    Shiva.

  56. Rupesh Says:

    I have already joined kick start and week 1 looked promising. I just hope it delivers as Anik is an honest person & I am sure he means what he says

  57. Giselle Says:

    ABsolutely AWesome!
    Love this approach Anik!
    Very refreshing!

    Best Regards
    Giselle
    giss@webmail.co.za

  58. Luis Says:

    Hi Anik,
    love the theme! congrats on making it seem simple. At the end of the day a big wall started with the first brick!

    Keep motivating us.

    Cheers

  59. Owen Says:

    Great post. I still don’t get how a one page dog training newsletter site gets into the first page of google. Amazing!!
    and also does everyone get different niche’s
    Good luck
    Owen

  60. Erik Kraemer Says:

    I’ve heard Pinky and the Brain are coming out with a plan, but it was for world domination, I think…

    Seriously though. Interesting tactic. I’ve already joined, but was asking myself if it was right for me… This couldn’t have come at a better time… I’m considering myself (p)resold.

  61. Johan Says:

    Ok, challenge is on. Just tell us step by step what you do, starting with step 1.

  62. Archie Dog Says:

    Hi June,

    Great to see you on the net. perhaps you’d like to catch up with me on my blog? You can meet me at meetarchiedog.com

    Archie x

  63. Maria Says:

    Hi Anik,

    I would honestly love to join. It’s an incredible offer, there are few people like you!
    I just wish I had the money. I’m not giving up though, I´ll simply have to go the hard way. Few people are as determined as I am. I wish goodluck to everyone that has the money to start, for sure you’ll make it!

  64. Bonnie Says:

    I don’t know if I can do this Anik……..I could never fill out that Tshirt like she does.

    Bonnie

  65. Rebecca Gill Says:

    Love blogging, animals, and the opportunities the internet brings. All three made a great blog entry. Glad to see June has a sweet new pad to call her own.

  66. Ronald Redito Says:

    I also have a dog and her name is Skippy. She’s also spending time with me in my room learning the techniques on how to make money online.

    I bet June and Skippy will get along! =)

  67. DM Says:

    June , your a dog and probably dont have any bills , IncomeKickstart is a bit pricey – will I get upsold a bunch of stuff when I join ? I would love to kick you but – but have lost so much $$ an dtim eon other stuff – Why is this different ??

  68. Indkut Says:

    lol. funny post… and I love the dog. Moreover I like that…. what she says at the end! ;)

  69. Rescie Says:

    You’re shameless. Who could not finish reading your spiel with that adorable dog doing the shilling.

  70. Ron Says:

    Genius marketing idea. I know I’m tired of chasing my own tail. Would love to jump in, but 0 dinero at this time

  71. lurndogjune Says:

    Hi Shiva,
    Everyone’s welcome – it’s not just for the US audience.

    Thanks!

  72. lola35 Says:

    If I get beaten by a cute dog, then I’m having a really bad day. LOL

  73. Brian Says:

    Looks like another case of Dogs Gone Wild!

    Top Dog? Maybe. . . . . . . .maybe not.

  74. fields Says:

    woof woof woof traffic .
    woof bark bark landing page(pee in anik’s office)
    woof ruff ruff optins
    ruff ruff bark woff promotions(pee in meredith’s office)
    ruff bark bark bark sales
    ruff bark bark money

  75. CurtD Says:

    Did she replace David?

  76. lurndogjune Says:

    Fields: Get out of my head man; are you stalking me??

  77. Stephen Says:

    Just reported the dog to the tax department.
    The said they are aware of him and he’s out on licence…
    The police are going to feel his collar, then he can do 5 in the pen.

    He and Alcapone will fall due to tax evasion!

    Deputy Dawg is the investigating officer.

  78. Rick Says:

    I guess it has come down to Dog eat Dog

  79. Camillegdi Says:

    Cool marketing pitch! Who could refuse his challenge? Doesn’t seem like he’s full of BS..hahaha

  80. Claude Says:

    Anik,
    That was a brilliant tape.
    Good psychology.

    I missed it yestedy. It was my BD and after 12 hours of work trying to keep my nose above water, I said enough for one day.

    Keep up the good work.

    Claude

  81. Graham Says:

    June is barking mad……………..

    subWOOFer

    Graham

    PS. I think I can see Anik’s hand in there somewhere – she’s obviously a computer generated woofter

  82. Kathleen Says:

    It’s a cute and different approach but much to long and I really don’t have time to take the challenge, Thank you anyway, good luck, and have a great day.

    Kathleen

  83. lurndogjune Says:

    Hi Graham,
    I may get my people to do the typing for me, but I can assure you I’m a real dog. I love my people, Cheetos and just about any other snack for that matter. And of course affiliate marketing. When my site hits it big, maybe I can get those thumbs I’ve been wanting and I can do everything for myself!

    –June

  84. Geoff Says:

    LOL- June you are a very unique marketing angle. I hope you like the office life. Good luck to you June and to all your competitors!

  85. G.S.D. Lover Says:

    Hey June,
    Everyone should know that German Shepherds are the ‘Top Dogs’ …. no contest!

    But then you’ve got Anik and his team behind you so it’s just not fair?

    Sounds Great!
    regards
    Graham in U.K.
    P.S. whoof whoof
    xxxxxx

  86. Agustus the Airedale Says:

    OK missy, I’m a 75lb Airedale who’s not only got plenty brains AND brawn, but I’m a terrier. Somewhat close cousin to the pitbull. Once I sink my chompers into something…………IT’S GO’N DOWN BABY!

    So bring it on! Give it your best shot lil gurrrrly. Not only will I dominate, I will use my superior intelligence to bust Anik out of that cage, and soon have you reduced back to lying in front of doggy dish full of boring dry kibble.

    You best make a good show of it while you can, cuz your days in the spotlight are numbered.

    mark mark…..scuff scuff and a farewell to you ………trot trot trot trot……

  87. Sam Says:

    Thanks, Aniks Im seriously considering this! Im shareing this

    with my best friends.

    Sam

  88. CSR Says:

    There’s NO way this bitch is going to beat any human!

    Her owner and caretakers will be doing all the work for her and giving her all the credit… essentially “demonstrating” how it’s soo easy even a dog can do it.

    Personally, I don’t think this is such a great idea. Has anyone at Lurn thought about the Blowback from those that “can’t keep up with the dog”? How many future products do you think you’ll sell to those people?…now that “June’s” Challenge has made them feel like complete failures.

    Just a thought.

    PS I wonder if it would be inappropriate for me to put my dog up against June in this contest for supremacy…or is that too similar to what Michael Vick would say. Perhaps we should just keep this contest between the humans, huh.

  89. Grant Says:

    Hey June and Aniks,

    My wife joined up your course on Tuesday 2nd Feb and she would love the challenge….

    can you email her direct? not sure how to give you her email address.. can you please let me know.

    I hope you get your thumbs June…

    Grant

  90. Suzi Says:

    Hi June,

    Great story and please let us know if we can do a payment plan to get in to the kick start program to people who are in serious financial setback.

    Thanks for considerating give people like us a second chance.

    Suzi

  91. supratim paul Says:

    Fantastic promotion. I am from kolkata. Hard & read a lot about you but never touched your program cos of finance. I am already in. Lets see how far I can go. Nice puppy by the way.

    Cheers
    paul

  92. Kelly Says:

    I can’t tell you how much money I’ve wasted on Affiliate Marketing. My husband told me last year that I’d be better off to just take that money out of the bank and spend it myself. I had one website up and running and was sometimes breaking even between costs and sales and then sometimes I was losing $50 – 100 dollars a month.

    The dog is cute for sure, but I think it’s really just another marketing ploy to get me to spend my money on your program. I’ve tried those easy to follow programs before and they just didn’t work for me. I’ve heard it all when it comes to “just do as I do”. Ya right!

    I’m a stay at home Mom and I just can’t justify spending more money on another program. If you challenged me to take your program and just pay for my own web site and hosting and then see if I make money, I’d gladly pay you back the cost of your program if I was actually able to make money (in the black) for six months in a row.

    Anyways, that’s my thoughts on your dog.

  93. jackie malcolm Says:

    Hi Anik,
    You are smart. The way to get my attention and win my heart is through dogs. In one picture, you look like you are over working her.
    Can she do emails to? Get her to email me. I would love to woff over things with her. I think that she is someone I can relate too and talk to. How much do I have to pay her?

    Thanks Anik

  94. Ceola Kallstrom Says:

    Nice stuff as usual…

  95. Dmitry Says:

    Anik, Yes, it can be interesting, especially to this dog who sadly smiles.

  96. Laura Marsh Says:

    Love Lady June, really cute.

  97. Adam Says:

    June, you are working with some of the best at Lurn, but I take your challenge. Let the best Dog win.

  98. Cassandra Says:

    June you are just the team mate I have been looking for. Lets do this!!

  99. Nophin Says:

    Lets make it happen!

  100. Barrie Says:

    Love the challenge!! Come on June let’s go for it!!

  101. Judy Says:

    I love the part where June tells us that SHE has locked you, ANIK in a cage….great marketing

  102. Steve Says:

    You’re on DAWG!

    I’m taking you down, to the pound! …or Dollar …or Euro…

  103. Carl Says:

    Hey … inspiration comes on four legs sometimes… and a wagging tale … life is like that at times … and even old dogs can be taught new tricks …

    June, you go girl!

  104. charm Says:

    June, I except your challenge. Prepare to do cute tricks when I win and I’m not giving no treats either.

  105. Terry Says:

    Sounds like an interesting challenge. Count me in. However, I hope the challenge doesn’t start until after you describe in detail how we’re supposed to get traffic to our opt-in page.

  106. Rosalyn Says:

    Dear June, I’m taking your challenge. So far so good. Let’s go!

  107. Liane Says:

    Hi June,
    I accept your challenge. I have a leg up as my trusty assistant, Kara (black mini poodle) will be assisting me. We all know what poodle power can do!

  108. Mark Says:

    Dog-Gone-It Anik – I can’t resist a good challenge so before this blog goes completely to the dogs – I accept!!

    Mark

  109. Tim Says:

    This should be fun. Bring it on June.

  110. Christine Says:

    Hey June,

    I accept your challenge :-)

    Looking forward to it…

  111. Heather Says:

    Count me in June!

  112. Jim Says:

    I love dogs, and I love this challenge.

  113. Michaels Athens Says:

    I really like the challenge you give… I Can’t be beaten by this mutt. If he can succeed then I can too.. Thanks

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